Post #12
This was a post that I found off of Plenty of Fish and I think it is absolutely hilarious…
ARIES (March 20-April 21): You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
TAURUS (April 22-May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a communist.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You expect too much for too little. This means that you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer
